What's up with this Cosmic Spatula thing?
Where everybody go?
Did our spatula get stuck in something?
It has been a quiet as a mouse in a cat convention.
As silent as a deaf mute in outer space.
As empty as my popcorn bowl five minutes after I've filled it.
As lonely as ... as.... I need help here.....
As slow as congress in passing good bills,
Could I generate some excitement if I were to declare my self a New England Patriots fan?
What about the Indianapolis colts?
Well, I will just wish all you active people a happy holiday.
Fred
